I can usually let things be but usually is such a tricky word. This story of the couple who owned a bakery in Oregon and refused to make a cake for a lesbian wedding is pissing me off. They are trying to blame it on standing up for their religious freedom. That is a bunch of horse shit. Let me give you a synopsis:
A woman and her Mother enter said cake place owned by Melissa and Aaron Klein. While speaking with Mr. Klein about their needs for the upcoming lesbian wedding, he stops them and says “you are abominations unto the Lord” and refuses them service. They leave the shop and the Mom of the bride to be is angry and storms back in saying she is going to file a discrimination complaint. In all of Aaron Klein’s infinite wisdom he boasts “I’d rather have my kids see their dad stand up for what he believes in than to see him bow down because one person complained.”
And now sir, your children get to watch you close the doors of your business because discrimination is illegal. There is nothing less or more to this case. I want to spell the word discrimination very slowly and then hand them a dictionary. I applaud this couples passion and dedication to their Religion but they opened a business that serves the public. They denied the service to a woman based on her sexual orientation. That is discrimination and it is illegal as of 2007 in Oregon. If they wanted to only provide a service to certain types of people they should have stuck with the local bake sale at Church.
When I first read this story I simply shook my head and said “idiots” and went on about my business. Then people went on and on about how unfair it was and poor gay people and woe is me religious whiners started crawling out of the wood work. Oddly enough “woe unto me” is in their right. “Job 10:15: If I be wicked, woe unto me; and if I be righteous, yet will I not lift up my head. I am full of confusion; therefore see thou mine affliction.” Did you know that was written over 3,200 years ago? Yeah, neither did I.
Anyway, I would like to give the Klein’s my professional legal opinion. If you would have simply told the lady “look, your Mom is a pain in the ass and I don’t feel like dealing with her” everything would be fine. There is no law for refusing service to pain in the asses. If so, I would have been sued a hundred times. If the lesbian’s owned a pie shop and refused service to those who “serve the Lord” if they would think it’s discrimination? I honestly believe that if I am in the left turn only lane I shouldn’t have to use my blinker. It’s pretty safe to assume I will be going left but the law says I have to use the annoying thing, so I do. It really goes against my better judgment.
Yeah, yeah I know. People all over are saying it. Why didn’t they take their business elsewhere and forget about it? Because we are sick of hiding, sweeping things under a rug and getting treated like a lesser human being. This is exactly how to get stuff taken care of. I will admit I am ashamed of the way people treated the Klein’s. One does not intimidate and threaten harm against another, their family and especially children. That is not how to get things done.
What if Rosa Parks had just given up her seat and forgot about it? No! When you are beat down, tired and sick of injustice it’s time to stand up for what is right. It’s not about marriage, it’s about equality. That’s eee-kwal-it-tee for you slower people. Mrs. Klein was quoted saying “what if my children saw them kiss? I have known gays and have had gay friends.” Holy shit Melissa, can you imagine if your kids saw two people in love? How awful would that be? You lady, are teaching your children discrimination and hate. Geez!
I read one headline “Oregon couple refuses to make gay cake.” Hmm, how does one make a gay cake? Oh wait I know, bake the shit out of it. Either way, it’s still just a cake. Something similar to a gay wedding, it’s still simply a wedding. According to Mr. Brainiac at the bakery it is a “religious institution ordained by God,” Klein is quoted as saying. “A man should leave his mother and father and cling to his wife … that to me is the beginning of marriage.” Well shit, if I bet he had them lined up on his parents front lawn waiting. I want to make t-shirts and koozies for him with the saying, “Keep Calm and Cling On.”
I also like “Ore. Bakery says no to same-sex wedding cake.” I have visions of the Pillsbury dough boy standing in a doorway screaming at a cake dressed in drag and lace. “No cake, no, no, no!”
I know, I sit here and make jokes but truthfully I am thankful people are standing up. I am tired of not being able to hold someone’s hand or having to sneak in a kiss. It gets to be so difficult to act a certain way. I only know how to be me and I shouldn’t have to hide that. I also believe people should be able to stand up for their beliefs, but not at the expense of dehumanizing others.
With all of this off my chest now, I am really glad I don’t like cake, neither hetro cakes nor gay cake.
Peace.